(No, I’m not back)
Just wanted to clarify that, back when I used tumblr, I was going through a tumultuous time in my life, and the views I presented on this blog (and/or the way I expressed them) do not all accurately reflect my perspective today
except for pineapple on pizza being objectively delicious, fuck you
I’m tired of this site in general for a million reasons, and they just unfairly terminated my girlfriend’s account, so I’m going to leave tumblr indefinitely. I’ll keep my blog up, but I won’t be active.
If you want to stay in touch, you can add me on:
Skype: zartyzzo
Discord: Daze#5668
Battlenet:
Zet#2182
(You can also ask for my snapchat)
It’s been a pleasure, folks.
Anonymous asked: is miaowzer okay???
Her account was terminated. Something with “inappropriate content involving minors”. They didn’t specify (probably has to do with all the drama involving our relationship) and apparently you can’t appeal the termination. (Even 4chan has ban appeals, come on.) She will try to email them anyway, but if nothing happens then I’m going to abandon my account too. (Probably not delete, I’ll keep my stuff up, but I will refuse to use and support this horrible excuse for a website any more.)
hi i’m tolkien here are my ocs. i call them Elves (not elfs!!! if you call them elfs i will block you) they look like humans but they’re tall, live forever, and have pointy ears. that’s it bye
cs lewis: are you alright with constructive criticism? i dont want to sound mean
tolkien: no go ahead i want to hear it
cs lewis: they fucking suck
tolkien: thats not constructive criticism
cs lewis: here’s my OC, it’s jesus but he’s a lion
tolkien: Furry
cs lewis: blocked
how do people get so worked up about fictional characters??
parental neglect
lack of real-world stimuli
he is worse than a cuck; he is - may kek forgive me for uttering this word - a “libertarian socialist”
(Source: conceptblogfromaconcepthuman, via istabbedthecarradio-deactivated)
I want to see Adam Ruins Adam Ruins Everything, where he explains how he carefully picks topics where the conventional wisdom has already given way to a new zeitgeist which he parrots to actors who pretend they’ve never heard it.
Recent mind-blowing ruins: the TSA sucks! buying Christmas presents for other people is inefficient! Weed won’t actually kill you! Facebook is showing you ads!
The “tipping” and “circumcision” ones were good as far as I recall though
MISTLETOE
Short in Norse mythology: As the story goes, when the god Odin’s son Baldur was prophesied to die, his mother Frigg, the goddess of love, went to all the animals and plants of the natural world to secure an oath that they would not harm him. But Frigg neglected to consult with the unassuming mistletoe, so the scheming god Loki made an arrow from the plant and saw that it was used to kill the otherwise invincible Baldur. According to one sunnier version of the myth, the gods were able to resurrect Baldur from the dead. Delighted, Frigg then declared mistletoe a symbol of love and vowed to plant a kiss on all those who passed beneath it. “
